moonfalora:

rexuality:

a person complaining about puns basically invites every pun enthusiast in the vicinity to come snapping rhythmically from the shadows 

image

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yoncevevo:

teacher: you’re 5 minutes late

image

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iamokaybymyself:

a gay man portraying a straight man forcing a bisexual actress playing a lesbian to focus on a hot dude’s dick

Queerception

(Source: repllicunt)

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beboqueen:

“Hello,” she said in a voice so husky it could pull a dogsled.

(Source: gynocologist)

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thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

(Source: hauntedpenis11)

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prozaccanthelp:

⚥ mature audience only ☮

prozaccanthelp:

⚥ mature audience only ☮

(Source: )

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she’s not perfect;
no
but when we’re lying down
on our bed
and she fits my limbs
so easily
when she’s dragging her lips
on my neck
even in her sleep
i guess i’m allowed to boast
that she’s pretty
damn close
Unknown (via perfect)

(Source: friscoflush)

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sorelatable:

Freshmen about to be in the hallways like

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beyoncebeytwice:

shavingryansprivates:

methlabrador:

everybodys dad has a weird obsession with something

drinking

oh

(Source: mattressblowoutsale)

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