my-name-is-long:

condensedbloodmilk:

pimpunderthemountain:

careful-with-that-ass-eugene:

I’m so excited because I found out today that this little guy exists

He’s a Western Blind Snake and he looks like a very shiny earthworm

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY

a SNORM

No, it’s an ALASKAN BULL WORM

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sexrumors:

trying to bang with ur boo while ur parent in the other room

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kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

kendrug:

dont tell me how to live my life

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jaclcfrost:

faygofuckyourself:

jaclcfrost:

if magic isn’t real then how do you explain

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It hardens because the chocolate cools on the cold ice cream. Put a bottle in the fridge and wait. It’ll be a hunk of chocolate

no i’m pretty sure it’s magic it even says “magic” on the bottle and it’s got a snazzy turtle in a hat a magician would wear with a magic wand

(Source: jaclcfrost)

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stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

stunningpicture:

Creative kid. More creative mom.

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crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

crossbeams:

I JUST TURNED AROUND AND SHE WAS DOING THIS

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breakinq:

following back tons

breakinq:

following back tons

(Source: chewbaccacat)

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